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(no subject) [Apr. 13th, 2006|09:45 am]
[Current Location |Home]
[Current Mood | ver ver happy]
[Current Music |' Everytime you close your eyes! ( LIES! LIES! )]





Happy birthday. Congratulations Andrea, you won.
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(no subject) [Apr. 10th, 2006|09:04 pm]
I would name you all, but you already know who you are.






You are the tops of my ferris wheel.
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(no subject) [Apr. 8th, 2006|06:21 pm]
[Current Music |CorudoPuray]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f3/Jess-a-poo/100_0953.jpg
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Ouch [Apr. 5th, 2006|09:31 pm]
Mizkeetos are biting me and I don't like it.

Today was relatively good I walked home with Nick and we played burnout on Playstation and then he went home.

Nick



Sono ato de, I went onto the internet and talked to two of my favourite people to talk to. One was Jack and the other was Ruby.

Jack and RUby. The guy with the towel is Liam



The story continues tomorow
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(no subject) [Apr. 3rd, 2006|06:34 pm]
[Current Mood | blank]

RELAKS

Thank-you everybody who came to my house on Saturday, I had a tremendously good time, so thank you all.

I saw Mr. Ashton at my chemist and he started a conversation with me because he remembered who I was. "Hello Jess"
"Hi"
"How is work here?"
"So so"
"What grade are we in this year - 10?"
"Yeah - thats right"
"Ahh"
"Do you still teach at edge hill?"
"Yeah, I'm still there - I went and taught at babinda high school yesterday - great kids"
"Ahh okay, well have an excellent day"
"Yes and you too"

I was happy when he left. He scares me.

Today was pretty good, I had some lunch and got a bad headache.

Rubys CD was excellent and I love it and there is a song on it that I heard on Triple J once and wanted to know what it was because I really really liked it and then when I found out that I knew who it was by and that I was the proud owner of that song - I was even happier.

I'm going to have a bath tonight so I can feel the water sinking into my bones.

Timetable

Tuesday the 4th of April
Tree Time
Get movie from blockbuster

Sunday the 9th of April
James arrives.
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(no subject) [Mar. 27th, 2006|07:29 pm]
[Current Mood | Crampy]
[Current Music |Wolfmothuer]

Sick as a dog.

Uterus is pretty much trying to ignite itself.

This is going to be a fantastic post. Are you ready for this?

Today. Was pretty good, except I have a journalism assignment to do that has to be in tomorow - that I have already done, but due to our good friend Larry - the floppy disk is not werking in all of zee hard-Rives.
OH YEAH
HERE is a crappy invitation - which I know you all love, they go something like this:

Dear Darling-Doodledaddle
What? Jessie's 15th birthday party (in messy writing - 'come as indian!')
When? Saturday the 1st of April, 6pm - whenever.
Where? 6 West St Manunda
How? Jessie's mother gave birth to her as of next thursday, 15 years ago.
RSVP ASAP. Please you have to tell me because I have to buy mattresses and pillows and gas cookers for everyone who is coming, and I don't want any spares left over.

OKay - it is absoloutely crucial that you come as an indian. So crucial.

People who I know are coming:

Ruby
Nicole
Camellia
Andrea

thats with no invitations.

People who do not wish to be there:

Christina

People who very likely will come:

Jack
Nick
Allysa
Siobahn
Hannah
Emily

Far out! Nobody cross the road, Jessies uterus is ticking past the speed limit.




I really hope you guys havn't sold that.
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(no subject) [Mar. 23rd, 2006|09:41 pm]
So far, fantastic.

Jess Walker is really cool - she started talking to me today and asked me how my cyclone was. Wow. And gave me one of her anime marathon sheets. I want to go.

OMG RUBY - OUR MUMS ARE GETTING DRUNK TOMmOROW! AGAIN!YEAH SON!

Today was good. v. good. Sorry Nick.

I'm really happy. Thank god I have people.

If you can be bothered reading this - I love you. If you just read this so you could say to yourself " that jess bitch is such an idiot!" I don't love you.
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(no subject) [Mar. 21st, 2006|09:03 pm]
Dear Ruby,

meet me at the tree

Love Jess
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(no subject) [Mar. 18th, 2006|05:10 pm]
[Current Mood | happy]
[Current Music |Presets - Girl and the Sea]

I got photos from Big Duboolyou. They are really good. I have some to share. But not many, so hurry in now - stock is limited.

I got Red Door for my Mum's birthday, because I love her.

She got me underpants and watched me catwalk and dance in them for her, because she loves me.

RUby, I am sorry but I don't think I can come tomorrow, I havn't even started my SOSE. Check out Nicoles post - your a nahnie. A big, long, lead pencil nahnie.

I wanted to get these awesome headphones from Dick Smeeth, but then decided to spend it on Mum. Just means I'll have to take more out of the bank.

I changed my mind. I kind of want an iRiver now ( a lovely cherry coloured one ). It won't be hard to work after I have my own. Just that my mind has already been corrupted by the world of iPod. The only drag will be having to use Windows media.



Okay, I have added this picture in, that patrick gave me ages ago. Because this is probably one of the worst posts I have ever done.



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(no subject) [Mar. 16th, 2006|07:21 pm]
[Current Mood | blah]

If you can't be bothered reading bullshit and just want to do an update of your own, don't even bother being polite and reading this.

Mum is baking cupcakes. They smell really good.
Sorry about this afternoon Ruby. Renae was such a bitch. She said bye and I looked at her like "yeah, whatever"

Vince was all stressed out, because of his opening day, Kerry was a bitch to me, Cindell was okay but phsyco as usual. Robyn was really nice. Thank god. Vince's brother Frank came in (who is a much nicer and much more attractive pharmacist) and was really nice - he went to shake my hand and then pulled away saying that he tryed to greet me but "my eyes went cocky", he even high fives. Wish he was my boss instead of Vince.

I drew an awesome (I thought)picture of this crappy anime girl in a bear suit in science. Then gave it to Nick, the only person other than Ruby that tells me that my pictures are awesome. I don't know if you say it to boost my self esteem, but your kindness isn't ignored.

The amount of typed up in entry so far is pretty much half the amount I need to write up for my Farhlksfjlsheit 9/11 report.

Swing time or as my mum likes to call it " Jessie's de-stress time "



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(no subject) [Mar. 12th, 2006|08:51 pm]
[Current Mood | happy]
[Current Music |Harvey doodle]

I had an amazing weekend. Astounding.

When I learn how to link pictures I shall give you all of our pictures in a not-so-tiny nutshell link post.

For now:


http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f3/Jess-a-poo/100_0808.jpg


Thats all there is, there isn't - anymore.
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RE: To Rubeths post [Mar. 8th, 2006|06:28 pm]





RUV YU RONGTIME
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(no subject) [Mar. 5th, 2006|05:19 pm]
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(no subject) [Feb. 25th, 2006|08:19 pm]
[Current Mood | Itchy leg = not a happy jan]

Evening Journal and readers.

I have been throwing unnecessary tantrums in my head and at my mother.

I have had low self esteem for a week, have not been eating properly ( starve myself due to laziness and then eat massive amounts of food, which I was told is not good for my liver )have bitched, treated people like shit and it all stops on Monday.

My mother told me I was beautiful and I had a strange sense of humour. Ruby told be that I was her Jess and more. Thats all. It's better now. Self esteem is back.

On Monday. I will take lunch. It all changes.

I have plans.

for next weekend

and the future

and I need to confirm them before they slip from my soapy grasp.

I'm going to squeeze my pimples, have a bath, wear my beanie, listen to dandys, clean my room and go to sleep.

Goodnight Big Ted.

Death by Hayfever.
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(no subject) [Feb. 20th, 2006|07:05 pm]
I have to do my entire english speech draft tonight. MM must be in by Friday - we were given a week. Writing this down just releases my angst and stress.

I try hard in English and scrape a C for Japanese.

I should start my menstruation cycle on Wednesday, but may not due to rising stress levels.

I work every day after school this week and 10 hours on Saturday. Because of the new store. Where the fuck did my 7.5 hour week go?

I have no time to do anything. By Sunday I will be crying, like a tired child.

Tomorrow I will be extememly sad because I dont get to feel the DION-JESSIE-MAKING-FUN-OF-FAT-PEOPLE love, because of some stupid parade.

My dinner is ready, but I feel so twidgedy do dah. chew chew gulp.

TAta tata Pata. Tata tata PATA.

tatatatapata tatatapata
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(no subject) [Feb. 14th, 2006|04:23 pm]
[Current Mood | a little dissapointed]

Valentines day was above satisfactory.

A lovely red sugary karate belt for Nick.

I hope you liked my rose. I know its not real. I just don't want it to die.
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(no subject) [Feb. 3rd, 2006|07:45 pm]
I am begining to miss you.

End.



Hurricanes gone to school, lalala oo lalala ooo lalala
Hurricane breaks the rules oo lala oo lalala oo lalala
Hurricane makes it good lalala oo lalala oo lalala
Hurricane makes it good
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(no subject) [Jan. 26th, 2006|03:55 pm]
[Current Mood | hopeful]
[Current Music |JJJ's Hottest 100 of '05]

Andrea - we really have to have sex sometime, just not this week. Alas, my uterus has decided to wring itself dry.
I am wearing the gold bracelet you gave me right now.

I really want three albums.

I watched Wild Wild West last night with my Mum. It's pretty good. It's about two middle aged lesbians who run a corner shop and decide to go straight because being a lesbian doesn't 'do it for them anymore'. Anyway, the fat one is dating a police officer who is really paranoid and has never had sex in his life. So she tries to seduce him in a cane feild where she assures him they will not be seen. Of course two girly scouts happen to trek right up to the desperate couple and the couple end up on the front page of the local newspaper. When people come to get their newspaper for the day, the fat lady rips of the front page and then gives it to them.

That probably made no sense. But it is a really good show.

Bye! You little rudies!
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(no subject) [Jan. 25th, 2006|05:22 pm]
[Current Mood | crampy]

A leetle small, but they are my first every LJ pictures - so without further a-do,

ChRistINAbox - here you are.



Because Michael is cool.



Because that was a really good day.



Akira. Ew.
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This entry started off happy, the last bit kind of ruins it. Too bad. My journal. [Jan. 24th, 2006|06:01 pm]
Mokay, so in this entry I will tell you all about my big day as a big tennie.

So I'm at school. I'm walking - back to front style.
When I reach the front of the school, the first person I see is Daniel Daziel. Who hugs me. And we walk away from each other.

I can only see the boys on the oval sitting on my regular log. But I can see Jackee boy in the distance. So I run towards him and colapse in his arms and tell him never to let me go, to have my babies.

Not really.

I hug him and ask him who this mystery woman in Woombie is. And off we trot - to the Apex.

More people arrive and I get very excited. Rachael hasn't arrived, even though I am supposed to be looking out for her. Which is sort of a releif. Camellia gives me Andreas present, and I was so happy. I almost peed my pants. I open the freezer bag to discover a napolean dynamite lip balm and two wonder-tastic bracelets. I love them. I read her note. And decide I want the sex regardless of the conditions on the ripped peice of paper. I love you Andrea.

I see Emily and immediately engage in some form of conversation with her. Calum walks past me and I ignore him, even though he is throwing paper at me to get my "attention" - I suddenly remember my new years resoloution. To be nice to people. So I poked my tongue at him. And in that split second where I was ignoring him. I realised that this is the second time he has tryed to say hello to me and being treated like he was invisible. Later we became friends again. . I told him he was a bitch and such. But I was so happy that I just ended up laughing half way through what we were fighting about.

I figured out later that I don't hate him. I hate the internet him. Everybody is not what they appear in real life than what they are on the internet. 'Cept Jack - he always laughs at me, even if its not funny. Livejournal - the only reason I think I am on here. Every other thing on the internet - (MSN and Myspace) only lowers my oppinion of people. I've actually lost count on how many people I have judged upon who they are on the internet, disregarding the real person that they are. You think you know people and then the internet screws everything up. People are so much better in real life. If they make you happy when you interact with them, then thats all that matters. The fact that they make you happy. Make you feel like your worth something. If you talk to them on MSN and they arent what you thought they were (which is almost always the case)then that fucking sucks. I hate that dissapointment. I'm sick of it. You probably won't believe it - but I'm even sick of bitching about the fake internet personalities of everyone. Holidays are back. Schools over. Welcome to the real world Jessie.
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